I knew as soon as I saw the living room that it needed a fireplace. I went through a few iterations, and ultimately decided to forego the lofty daydream of vaulted ceiling and skylights in favor of saving for early retirement and avoiding the glare on the TV.

What I didn’t know what what a pain in the butt it would be to vent it. The carport is just beyond this wall, and there are windows to the side, so the only solution would have been to punch a new chimney through my new-ish 50-year warranty roof. I’d really rather not. So: electric.

Leveling And Re-Leveling

Ugh, this was a pain. Of course my ceiling is not level… that would be too easy. Working above my head and on a stepladder, holding an 8-foot board and the level with one hand and the drill and screw in the other proved to be challenging. When the top row seemed to be level and straight, the second row proved that it wasn’t. Level actually turned out to be about 3/4” off from the slope of my ceiling.

Pull it down. Rip at an angle. Put it up again. And again. CRAP. Again. Well, close enough. Barn board isn’t supposed to be perfect.

I knew roughly the size of the fireplace I wanted, but needed to decide on the exact model before framing out the base cabinet.

Shopping and Procrastinating

Most electric fireplaces look like two-dimensional cartoon renderings of the Pits of Hades. Typical New Englanders use fire in their homes for survival… you know, to prevent us from having to climb inside the carcass of a newly-dead tauntaun. The idea of paying decent coin just to have it look pretty is absurd.

The selection of electric fireplaces is minimal. The selection of realistic-looking electric fireplaces is non-existent. And then I began my online obsession with Trevor.

Blazing Embers

Let me introduce you to Trevor’s YouTube channel. If you know me, you know I don't give a rats ass about online personalities or influencers or anyone else telling me what I should buy and how I should decorate. But Trevor’s videos offer up-close and in-depth looks at the features and aesthetics of the fireplaces, which is especially important because his shop - Embers Living - is thousands of miles away.

Modern Flames Orion Slim

Well, this one does the trick: the Orion by Modern Flames. It’s got a high-definition display combined with three-dimensional base (log & glass) media that combine to make a darn good looking fake fire. There are sparks and smoke and crackling noises, all without the actual bother of firewood, backdrafting, and cleaning out ashes. I opted for the Slim version, since I don’t need a multi-sided display, I benefit from having the black bezel cover the cut edges of the barn board, it’s not as deep, and it’s a decent amount cheaper.

I debated flying to Denver to see the units in person, since I know how misleading marketing videos can be. But after talking on the phone with a super-helpful employee (who even took a few additional videos for me), I bit the bullet. Also, it turns out that Independence Day is a good time of year to look for sales on fireplaces. It arrived in just a couple of days.

Base Cabinet

Now that I’d bought the fireplace insert, I could start work on the frame. I treated myself to a laser level, and was delighted to see that my prior work wasn’t half bad.

I built the frame intentionally off-center, to account for the asymmetry of my living room. I also planned to create a vent at the bottom with insulation preventing the baseboard heat from rising up into the cabinet. I ended up not needing to vent it (more on that when I explain the demise of my oil boiler), so I left the bubble insulation and auto-grille mesh in place, but covered by barn board. It’ll be a nice mystery for the next homeowner to solve if they ever open up the cabinet.

Nearly Done

My air conditioner is on full-blast, and I’m sitting in front of the fire. I love it already.

Mantle Plans

My initial plan was to get custom-cut soapstone blocks, 18” wide, 13” deep, and 1.5” thick. Heavy, but not so big I can’t lift them up to reach the electrical cords inside. I built my fireplace frame with blocks every 18” to make sure the stone is supported on three sides. They can be cut with such a precise square corner that I can set them in place touching, and not have to grout the cracks.

I might still do stone someday. But with other budget priorities, I figured I’d get a placeholder material so at least my plants have a place to sit.

I stopped by a local lumber yard that carries beefy rough cut boards. After a couple coats of semi-transparent stain, the board set in place, and now I love it so much it might live there forever.