Turns out, choosing the right green is a real pain in the ass. Behr's Wheat Grass looked great in my neighbor's breezeway, but ended up looking like pea soup in my dining room. Then there's too-minty, too-olivey, and too-grayish.

I ended up choosing Glidden's Sandarac Sage... I based it on the color of my cute little countertop compost bin.